She-Hulk Attorney At Law has finally arrived on Disney Plus and it does not disappoint. In its first episode we learn that Captain America lost his virginity to a girl on the USO tour in 1943. But this reveal still leaves the question of who did Captain America lose his virginity to?
Cap loses his virginity
In the first episode of the series, Tatiana Maslany’s Jennifer Walters questions her cousin Bruce Banner on whether Steve Rogers is a virgin or not. However, its not until the post credit scene that we get our answer:
“Steve Rogers is not a virgin. He lost his virginity to a girl in 1943 on the USO tour.”
Bruce Banner on Captain America losing his virginity
Lets examine the possibilities for who could have taken Cap’s V card.
Option 1 – Star Lord’s Grandmother
During the Captain America USO tour montage Steve meets a blonde woman, played by Laura Haddock, who looks for an autograph. But based on these latest revelations, it appears she may have gotten more than just an autograph. Looking back on it now, the scene almost seems out of place for her just to be some random woman. The two lock eyes and smile at each other before the scene quickly cuts.
Haddock would eventually go on to play Peter Quill’s mother in Guardians of the Galaxy. Meaning that the easy way out for Marvel to explain this one is to say that this is actually Star Lord’s Grandmother. We knew the MCU was connected but this is on another level.
Option 2 – Random USO Dancer
It’s entirely possible that Steve Rogers lost his virginity to one of the USO dancer girls. They probably spent a lot of time together traveling trying to sell war bonds, so the timeline at least makes sense. Possible but not very interesting.
Option 3 – Lt. Lorraine
Lt. Lorraine is the third and final option. Played by Game of Thrones star Natalie Dormer, this is the girl that kisses Steve to thank him for all of his hard work. While this is one of the only times we see Steve have an on screen kiss, the timeline doesn’t add up. Steve only meets Lt. Lorraine AFTER the USO tour, so according to Bruce’s story, it cant be her.
Conclusion
After looking at the options it is our conclusion that Captain America must have lost his virginity to Peter Quill’s grandmother. It’s the only option that sense from a timeline and interest perspective. Our only regret is that we didn’t get to see Cap tell Quill. Now that would have been priceless.
